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HI THERE. THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW

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THAT I MOVE BACK
INTO THE PALACE
TODAY. MM-HM.

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OOPS. WAY AHEAD
OF MYSELF. FORGET
I SAID ANYTHING.

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THEME MUSIC!

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[♪]

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

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EXACTLY!

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LET'S GO!

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

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♪ HIS ABCs ♪

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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

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RIGHT?
UHH...

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

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♪ LET'S GO ♪

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ COME ON,
KUZCO ♪

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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

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<i>HOPE THIS LOOKS</i>
<i>AS BAD TO YOU</i>
<i>AS IT DID TO ME.</i>

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<i>EMPRESS YZMA.</i>
<i>AND IT GOT WORSE.</i>

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<i>LOOK AT ME. PRETTY</i>
<i>PATHETIC, HUH?</i>

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THROW HIM INTO
OUR STINKIEST
DUNGEON.

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AND IF WE DON'T
HAVE A STINKY ONE,
THEN STINK ONE UP.

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AND THEN THROW
HIM IN IT.

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THAT'S ALL.
TAKE HIM AWAY!

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[YZMA'S EVIL
LAUGHTER]

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<i>Kuzco: HOW COULD</i>
<i>THIS HAPPEN,</i>
<i>YOU ASK?</i>

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<i>WELL, IT ALL</i>
<i>STARTED WAY,</i>
<i>WAY BACK.</i>

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<i>"BABY" YZMA? UGH!</i>

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<i>SHE WAS ALREADY</i>
<i>UGLY BEYOND</i>
<i>ALL REASON.</i>

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HA HA HA HA HA!

51
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<i>WELL, THIS IS</i>
<i>TOO FAR WAY,</i>
<i>WAY BACK.</i>

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<i>CUT TO "BABY ME."</i>

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<i>THAT'S ME!</i>
<i>CUTE ME.</i>

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<i>THAT'S THE DAY</i>
<i>I LEARNED TO BURP.</i>

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[LOUD BURP]

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<i>THAT WAS ALSO</i>
<i>THE DAY THE ROYAL</i>
<i>MATCHMAKER, IMATCHO,</i>

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<i>WAS SENT OFF</i>
<i>TO FIND ME A LADY,</i>

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<i>A.K.A.,</i>
<i>BRIDE.</i>

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<i>NOW, DON'T FORGET</i>
<i>ABOUT IMATCHO.</i>

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<i>BIG PART OF THE STORY,</i>
<i>WHICH ALL STARTED WITH</i>

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<i>MALENA WEARING HER</i>
<i>HOTTIE, HOT, HOTTIE</i>
<i>SCHOOL SPIRIT SWEATER.</i>

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Teacher: KUZCO!

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DID YOU READ YOUR
KUZCOLOGY HOMEWORK?

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ME-COLOGY?
I LIVE IT, PAL.

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ALL RIGHT, THEN.

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WHAT ARE THE CHIEF
EXPORTS OF THE
KUZCONIAN EMPIRE?

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UH-- HM...

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UM...

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MY CHIEF EXPORT
IS EAR WAX.

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I COULD OPEN UP
LIKE A CANDLE FACTORY
WITH THIS STUFF.

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[SIGHS]

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OUR CHIEF EXPORTS

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ARE MANY VARIETIES OF
POTATOES, CORN, RICE, WHEAT,
WOOL, TEXTILES, POTTERY--

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<i>OH, MR. M.,</i>
<i>EXPORTS IS...</i>
<i>BOREDOM.</i>

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<i>WHAT'S REALLY</i>
<i>IMPORTANT IS...</i>

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<i>MALENA LOOKS</i>
<i>HOTTIE-LICIOUS.</i>

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<i>AND I AM GONNA</i>
<i>ASK HER OUT.</i>

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<i>IT'S TIME FOR</i>
<i>KUZCO'S DOODLES!</i>

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<i>AND THAT'S THE PART</i>
<i>OF THE SHOW WHERE</i>

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<i>I FINALLY GET</i>
<i>MALENA TO AGREE</i>
<i>TO A DATE DATE.</i>

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<i>FIRST, I WAITED</i>
<i>FOR MALENA</i>
<i>OUTSIDE CLASS.</i>

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<i>WHOA,</i>
<i>WHOA, WAIT.</i>

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<i>I LOOK COOLER</i>
<i>THAN THAT.</i>

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<i>[CHUCKLES]</i>
<i>AWESOME!</i>

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<i>OK. SO THEN,</i>
<i>MALENA CAME OUT</i>

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<i>AND I'M ALL,</i>
<i>"HOLA, MALENA."</i>

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<i>AND SHE WAS ALL,</i>
<i>"NO! WHO EVEN</i>
<i>ASKED ANYTHING?"</i>

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<i>SO THEN I FOUND</i>
<i>HER AT LUNCH.</i>

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<i>WHAT? EVEN HER</i>
<i>LUNCH BOX IS HOT.</i>

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<i>AND I'M ALL,</i>
<i>"WILL YOU GO</i>
<i>OUT WITH ME?"</i>

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<i>AND SHE WAS</i>
<i>ALL, "NO!"</i>

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<i>SO THEN I FOUND HER</i>
<i>IN THE LOCKER ROOM.</i>

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OK, OK.
THAT'S ENOUGH.

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IF ONLY TO STOP
THESE DOODLES BEFORE
THEY GO ANY FURTHER.

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OK. I'LL GO
OUT WITH YOU.

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ON AN ACTUAL
DATE DATE?

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YES, FINE. YES.

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BUT ONLY IF
YOU PROMISE

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IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE ALL
ABOUT YOU.

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BUT EVERYTHING
IS ABOUT ME.
KUZCO!

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OK, OK. THIS TIME,
NOT ABOUT ME.

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HOW'S ABOUT A
PICNIC, FRIDAY
NIGHT, AT 8,

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AT THE
STATUE OF ME.

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YOU SENT
FOR ME, YZMA?

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I MEAN,
PRINCIPAL MZ?

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KUZCO, MY BOY.

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I, UH, HAVE
A FRIEND WHO
NEEDS A BIG FAVOR.

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YOU HAVE
A FRIEND?
HEH.

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FUNNY.

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YOU SEE,
MY FRIEND'S MOTHER
IS COMING TO VISIT.

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AND, UM-- AHEM.

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MY FRIEND KINDA
TOLD HER MOM
THAT SHE-- HEH.

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YOU KINDA TOOK
OVER THE KINGDOM.

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OH, I GET IT.

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YOU WANT ME TO
TOSS YOUR FRIEND
IN THE DUNGEON.

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NO, NO.
TOSS YOUR
FRIEND'S...

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MOM IN
THE DUNGEON.
NO.

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TOSS...YOU IN
THE DUNGEON?

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NO!

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I-- I WANT YOU
TO LET MY FRIEND
ACT LIKE EMPRESS...

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WHILE HER
MOTHER'S IN
TOWN, I MEAN, UH--

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THAT'S WHAT MY
FRIEND WANTS.

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SO YOU,
SHE...

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WANTS ME TO
LET YOU-- UH, HER

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PRETEND
YOU'RE-- SHE'S
THE EMPEROR, YEAH?

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YES!

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RIGHT. I--
SHE, UH, WE DO.

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HMMM--

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NO.
BYE-BYE.

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GRRRR.

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OH, SOME DAY,
KUZCO, YOU'LL NEED
A FAVOR FROM ME!

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AND WHEN
THAT DAY COMES...

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<i>Kuzco:</i>
<i>OH BOY, OH BOY.</i>

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<i>I </i>FINALLY
<i>GOT A DATE DATE</i>
<i>WITH MALENA MALENA.</i>

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WHAT TO WEAR,
WHAT TO WEAR?

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TOO FORMAL,
TOO CASUAL,

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TOO REVEALING,
TOO DISCO,

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TOO FEATHERY--

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ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'S WITH
THE MONKEY SUIT?

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[KNOCK,
KNOCK]

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KUZCO!

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LOOK AT YOU! SO MUCH
BIGGER THAN WHEN YOU
WERE ONE DAY OLD.

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GUESS WHAT
I FOUND?

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A BRIDE!

145
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I DIDN'T KNOW
ONE WAS MISSING.

146
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YOUR HIGHNESS,
IF I MAY.

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THIS IS IMATCHO,

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WHO WAS SENT OUT AT
YOUR BIRTH TO FIND YOU
A SUITABLE EMPRESS.

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AN "EMPRESS"?

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YOUR EMPRESS!

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YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT REALLY WILD
ABOUT FIX-UPS, SO--

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BUT SIRE,
PLANS MUST
BEGIN IMMEDIATELY

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FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING
TO OCCUR TOMORROW
NIGHT AT 8:00.

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UH, SORRY,
I'VE GOT A DATE.

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KUZCO, PLEASE!
I'VE DEVOTED MY LIFE
TO THIS QUEST.

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AT LEAST MEET HER.

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ALL RIGHTY.

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I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE
ONE LITTLE LOOKY LOOKY.
[DOOR OPENS]

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Imatcho:
MAY I PRESENT...

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THE PERFECT
PRINCESS LALALA!

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SHE'S ALL
YOURS NOW.

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THE PERFECT WOMAN,
JUST FOR YOU.

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WISH I
HAD ONE.

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[SOBBING]
ENJOY!

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WHAT DO YOU
THINK, SIRE?

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HOTTIER, HOT,
HOTTIEST!

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STILL, I HAVE
THIS DATE. UH--

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MAY I POINT OUT,
UPON MARRYING
THE PRINCESS..

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YOU WILL BE
IMMEDIATELY DECLARED
EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.

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UH, YOU SEE, IT WAS
ACTUALLY A DATE DATE

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AND I WAS REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD--

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DID YOU JUST
SAY "EMPEROR"?

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OH, YES, INDEEDY.

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SO NO MORE
SCHOOL?

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NO MORE LIVING
AT PACHA'S HOUSE?

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NO MORE SHARING
A ROOM WITH
CHACA OR TIPO?

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JUST, "I DO,"
THEN INSTA-EMPEROR?

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PRECISELY!
LOOK
AT ME!

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I'M GETTING
MARRIED!

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<i>Kuzco: WHOO HOO!</i>
<i>PALACE, SWEET PALACE.</i>

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AW, THRONEY!

182
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DID YOU MISS ME?

183
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LOOK AT YOU,
STILL SHINY
AND COZY!

184
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HEADREST, FOOTREST,
CUP-HOLDER.

185
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HM. THIS NICE
LITTLE CUSHION, SO
I DON'T LOOK SHORT.

186
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I'M COMING BACK
SOON, THRONEY.

187
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GOTTA GO PACK!

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DON'T NEED THIS,
DON'T NEED THIS,
DON'T NEED THIS,

189
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DON'T NEED THIS--

190
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NEED THIS.

191
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GOING OUT?

192
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YEAH, TO MY
ARRANGED WEDDING.

193
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THEN MOVING BACK
INTO THE PALACE.

194
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WHAT ABOUT
MALENA?

195
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I THOUGHT
YOU FINALLY HAD
A DATE WITH HER.

196
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UH-- IT'S AN
EMPEROR THING.

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YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND.

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IF IT MEANS
TURNING YOUR BACK
ON YOUR FRIENDS,

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00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:03,495
I DON'T WANNA
UNDERSTAND.

200
00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,460
I'M NOT TURNING
MY BACK ON ANYONE!

201
00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:06,958
I'M NOT DOING THIS
JUST FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

202
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ONCE I'M BACK ON
THE THRONE, IT'S
PARTY TIME FOR EVERYBODY.

203
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YOU, ME, THE WHOLE
KINGDOM. EVEN PACHA.

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DOES PACHA PARTY?

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WELL, HE WILL!

206
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BUT I THINK
MALENA ACTUALLY
KINDA LIKES YOU.

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NAH. IT WAS
A PITY DATE.

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SHE'S PROBABLY
FORGOTTEN ABOUT
IT ALREADY.

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HEY, MOM!
WHAT'S THE RECIPE
FOR KUZCAKE?

210
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SO YOU'RE
JUST GONNA
STAND HER UP?

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STAND HER UP?

212
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NO WAY!
THAT'S HEARTLESS.

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I'M MERELY NOT GOING
OUT WITH HER

214
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,503
AND MARRYING
SOMEBODY ELSE.

215
00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,000
YOU SHOULD
AT LEAST
LET HER KNOW.

216
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,420
MM-HM.
YEAH, YEAH.

217
00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,746
BUH-BYE.

218
00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:40,710
IS THAT KUZCAKE?

219
00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:42,748
MM-HM. FOR OUR
PICNIC TOMORROW.

220
00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,170
YEAH, ABOUT THE
DATE DATE THING.

221
00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,996
I'M NOT GOING.
BUT WE CAN HAVE
THAT KUZCAKE NOW.

222
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,710
WHAT? I FINALLY AGREE
TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND
YOU'RE BLOWING ME OFF?

223
00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,328
YUP. TINY CONFLICT.

224
00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,575
GETTIN' MARRIED
TOMORROW!

225
00:07:56,583 --> 00:07:58,253
MARRIED?
WHO WOULD
MARRY YOU?

226
00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,880
I MEAN, WHO ARE
YOU MARRYING?

227
00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:03,125
SOME PRINCESS.

228
00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:04,713
BUT GET THIS.

229
00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:06,878
THEN I GET TO BE...
♪ EMPEROR AGAIN ♪

230
00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:09,745
ISN'T THAT
GREAT? I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

231
00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:15,878
<i>P.A.: PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE</i>
<i>YOUR LAMAS UNATTENDED</i>
<i>AT ANY TIME. THANK YOU.</i>

232
00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,875
<i>THE WHITE ZONE</i>
<i>IS FOR LOADING AND</i>
<i>UNLOADING LAMAS ONLY.</i>

233
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,325
SO, HOW WAS
YOUR TRIP?

234
00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:23,753
[CHOKING]

235
00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:27,080
WELL NEXT TIME ASK
FOR AN AISLE SEAT.

236
00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,173
[GASPING]

237
00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,456
THAT'S IT,
MOMMY!

238
00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,288
YOU'LL GET TO
THE PALACE. PLENTY
OF TIME FOR THAT.

239
00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:33,211
[CHOKING]

240
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,578
OF COURSE
I'M EMPRESS!
LISTEN.

241
00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:36,463
KRONK HERE WILL
TAKE YOU ON A
LITTLE TOUR,

242
00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:38,998
STARTING FROM THE
REMOTE NORTHERN
BORDER.

243
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000
[THUNDERING]

244
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,580
DID YOU BRING
YOUR LONG UNDERWEAR?

245
00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,883
[WHEEZING]

246
00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,165
KEEP MOM BUSY.

247
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,876
IT'LL BUY ME
SOME TIME TO MAKE
A DEAL WITH KUZCO.

248
00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,375
WILL DO.

249
00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,963
WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY..."BUSY"?

250
00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,208
WHAT WE TALKED
ABOUT, KRONK.

251
00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,578
SHOW HER AROUND.

252
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,833
GOTCHA, WE'LL START
AT THE PALACE.

253
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:05,583
NO!

254
00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:06,583
PALACE, LAST.

255
00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,833
FAR AWAY
MOUNTAINS,
FIRST.

256
00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:11,083
[THUNDERING]

257
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,750
RIGHT.

258
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,880
HEY THRONEY,
I'M BACK. MPHH!

259
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:17,875
THRONEY?

260
00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:18,995
YOU MOVED.

261
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,830
[BELL]

262
00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:24,076
OH...

263
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,383
HELLO,
HOTTIEST ONE.

264
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,955
I CHANGED THINGS
AROUND A LITTLE.

265
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,418
SEE, THE THRONE
HAD TO GO OVER HERE

266
00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:31,286
BECAUSE
OVER THERE IS
NOW A COFFEE TABLE,

267
00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,631
AND THE NEW SOFA
IS OVER THERE.

268
00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:35,245
LIKE IT?

269
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,580
UH...IF YOU DO.

270
00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,003
AS LONG AS I'M STILL
FACING THE MIRROR.

271
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000
THIS THRONE'S
TOO BUSY.

272
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,500
[MALENA COMPLAINING,
INDISTINCT]

273
00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:49,713
THRONEY!
YOU'RE NAKED!

274
00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,578
AND EMPERORS
DON'T NAME
THEIR FURNITURE.

275
00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,253
WE HAVE JUST
A FEW HOURS
UNTIL THE WEDDING

276
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,250
AND SO MUCH TO DO.

277
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,880
YEAH, YOU KNOW--

278
00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,495
WHY DON'T YOU
TACKLE ALL THAT,

279
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,460
I DON'T
WANT TO, UH...

280
00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,748
MISS MY LAST
DAY AT SCHOOL.

281
00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,328
WOW, DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD THAT.

282
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,633
YOU'RE GOING TO BE EMPEROR,
I'M GONNA BE YOUR EMPRESS!

283
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:14,955
WE HAVE THE WEDDING
PREPARATIONS TO MAKE.

284
00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:18,878
YOU KNOW,
I'LL BE GLAD WHEN
I'M EMPEROR AGAIN

285
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:20,205
WITH NOTHING
TO DO.

286
00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:22,498
NO, THEN THE
LESSONS BEGIN.

287
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,880
ETIQUETTE LESSONS,
ELOCUTION LESSONS,

288
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:28,875
POSTURE LESSONS,
CHIVALRY LESSONS,
CHESS LESSONS,

289
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,125
MINUET LESSONS,
INVASION LESSONS.

290
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,455
OUCH,
SCHOOL AGAIN.

291
00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:35,998
BUT WORSE.

292
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,420
WHOO!
FREE AT LAST.

293
00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:52,876
IT'S LIKE BEING
UNDER HOUSE ARREST,
BUT IN A PALACE.

294
00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,288
AHH!

295
00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:56,581
MALENA!

296
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,003
WHY ARE YOU HERE?

297
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,460
THE WHOLE KINGDOM
RECEIVED THESE
WEDDING INVITATIONS.

298
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,998
HERE, I DON'T
WANT TO ATTEND.

299
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,420
YEAH, YOU
AND ME BOTH.

300
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,456
THAT PESTERING PRINCESS
IS TRYING TO
DE-KUZCO-TATE ME,

301
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,998
IT'S A REAL NIGHTMARE
I DON'T EVEN
WANNA BE THERE,

302
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,960
LOUSY ROYAL
MATCHMAKER.

303
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:15,998
[FRUMPS]
WHY COULDN'T
HE PICK YOU?

304
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,998
YOU LIKE
CUP HOLDERS.

305
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,210
IF YOU DON'T EVEN
LIKE THIS GIRL, WHY
GO THROUGH WITH IT?

306
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,878
WELL, DUH! TO BE
FULL EMPEROR AGAIN.

307
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,325
HOW VERY
SHORT-SIGHTED
OF YOU.

308
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,333
THANKS.

309
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,383
WAIT -
KUZCO,

310
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,125
YOU GOTTA
SERIOUSLY
THINK ABOUT

311
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,075
WHAT YOU'RE
GIVING UP AND
WHAT YOU'RE GAINING.

312
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:32,963
IS IT WORTH IT?

313
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,458
SERIOUSLY
THINK. HMM.

314
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,708
CAN'T I JUST,
YOU KNOW, BE SNEAKY?

315
00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:42,288
'CUZ I HAVE
A REALLY GOOD
SOURCE FOR SNEAKY.

316
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:43,461
HA HA HA HA HA!

317
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,328
SO, YOU NEED
A FAVOR FROM ME?

318
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,213
YEAH, YEAH,
DONE GLOATING?

319
00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:47,998
NO.

320
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,380
HA!
OKAY.

321
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,165
SO, CAN WE
MAKE A DEAL?

322
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,706
OF COURSE
WE CAN!

323
00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,578
BEFORE
YOUR WEDDING
TAKES PLACE,

324
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,133
I WILL TURN THE
PRINCESS INTO...

325
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,495
A PARROT!
Kuzco:
NO GOOD.

326
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,500
PARROT CAN
STILL TALK.

327
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,330
FINE, HOW ABOUT
A CANARY?

328
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,133
CAN STILL
SING.
A COYOTE!

329
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:03,995
IS THAT
LIKE A CAT?

330
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,420
NOT SO FOND
OF CATS.
ANT EATER

331
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,496
TOO NOSEY
WOOLEY
MONKEY?

332
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,500
WOOL.
ITCHY. NO.
A BROWN BROKET?

333
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,420
HMM-- I DON'T
KNOW, BUT...NO.

334
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,496
A SPINEY
TREE RAT?

335
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,710
YOU'RE
JOKING.
CHINCHILLA?

336
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:13,998
GET REAL.
KINKACHU?

337
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,170
AS IF!
HOW ABOUT
A FROG?

338
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,286
CROAKLESS,
SINGLESS AND
MATELESS.

339
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,421
HMM, YEAH,
THAT COULD WORK.

340
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:21,576
A WARTEY,
YUCKY FROG.

341
00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:25,463
AND IN RETURN,
I WILL BECOME
EMPRESS FOR-

342
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,288
A MINUTE.

343
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,291
I WAS GOING TO
SAY, "EVER."

344
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:29,081
DEAL'S OFF.

345
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,083
OK, OK, EMPRESS
FOR A DAY.

346
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,383
BUT AS SOON AS THAT
DAY IS OVER, I'M LARGE
AND IN CHARGE AGAIN.

347
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,125
PERFECT!
I'LL TURN HER
INTO A FROG.

348
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,495
I'LL BE EMPRESS
FOR A DAY...

349
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,880
AND MY MOTHER
WILL REMAIN
NONE THE WISER.

350
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,415
BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT,
BRILLIANT!

351
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:46,876
[CHUCKLING]
I MEAN, UM, MY
FRIEND'S MOTHER.

352
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,705
I THINK
WE CAN DROP THE
"FRIEND" THING NOW.

353
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,878
AH. GOOD.

354
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,500
[ORGAN MUSIC]

355
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,750
[FOOTSTEPS]

356
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,711
UH-- GLAD TO SEE YOU
COULD, UH, MAKE IT.

357
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,498
IT WAS EITHER COME
HERE OR HAVE MY HUT
BURNED TO THE GROUND,

358
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,710
I ALMOST
PICKED THAT.

359
00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:17,878
THIS MIGHT
TURN OUT BETTER
THAN YOU THINK.

360
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,245
UM, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INSTANTLY KNOW
WHAT MY PLAN IS

361
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,710
AND TELL ME IT'S
WRONG, LIKE YOU
USUALLY DO?

362
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,208
NO, I HAVEN'T
BEEN TOLD ENOUGH TO
POSSIBLY FIGURE IT OUT.

363
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,828
WELL YOU KNEW
I WANTED TO GET
OUT OF THE WEDDING.

364
00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:27,753
YES.
AND...

365
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,710
YOU KNOW
MY INTENTION
WAS TO FIND

366
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,248
A SNEAKY
WAY TO DO IT.
UH-HUH.

367
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,380
AND YOU
KNOW THAT OF
ALL THE PEOPLE

368
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,285
IN THE KINGDOM,
THE SNEAKIEST
IS YZMA?

369
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,961
UH, SO WHAT
DID YOU DO, MAKE
A DEAL WITH YZMA

370
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,958
TO TURN THE PRINCESS
INTO A FROG?

371
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,168
YES! WAS
THAT SO HARD?

372
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,576
WHY COULDN'T YOU
DO THAT LIKE,
A MINUTE AGO?

373
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,833
OH, GETTING DUMPED
MUST HAVE DONE
SOMETHING TO MY BRAIN.

374
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,293
OH, GOOD.

375
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,251
GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE
NOT STILL HURT OR
INSULTED ABOUT THAT.

376
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,420
KUZCO, YOU EITHER
WANNA MARRY THIS
PRINCESS OR NOT.

377
00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,076
A FROG POTION
SHOULDN'T BE
AN OPTION.

378
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,833
SEE? THIS IS WHY
I SHOULD'VE KEPT
OUR DATE DATE.

379
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,753
YOU'RE SO SMART!

380
00:13:56,750 --> 00:14:00,380
PLUS, YOU DON'T
REARRANGE THRONES.

381
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,633
UH, YOU'RE MOM'S
LOSING PATIENCE,
SHE KEEPS SAYING--

382
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:13,495
[WHEEZES]

383
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,000
WATCH YOUR
LANGUAGE!

384
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,130
WHERE IS
SHE NOW?

385
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,245
ON THE
TRAM TOUR,
I...

386
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,880
TOLD THEM TO TAKE
THE UNDERGROUND
ROUTE.

387
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,495
THERE IS NO
UNDERGROUND ROUTE.

388
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,960
YEAH, COULD
TAKE A WHILE.

389
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,248
UGH!

390
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,456
RIBBIT.

391
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:32,208
WOAH!

392
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:32,998
NEEDS SOME FLAVOR.

393
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,880
LITTLE BITE,
LITTLE PEAK.

394
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,455
I KNOW, GRENADINE.

395
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,165
ALL SET?

396
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,456
NOW GO SERVE THEM
THEIR DRINKS

397
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:47,378
AND DON'T
MESS IT UP.

398
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:52,128
[ORGAN MUSIC]

399
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,455
ON THE LEFT,

400
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,208
ALWAYS SERVE
TO THE LEFT.

401
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:58,208
UH, MY LEFT,
OR YOUR LEFT? WAHH!

402
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,418
CAREFUL,
KRONK.

403
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:02,246
THIS IS A VERY
SPECIAL, FESTIVE
WEDDING PUNCH.

404
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,170
YOU CAN'T
SPILL A DROP.

405
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,206
RIGHT.

406
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,578
OH...RIGHT!

407
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,383
FESTIVE "RIBBIT"
WEDDING PUNCH.

408
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,325
MMM, LOOKS
DEE-LISH.

409
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,383
[CHURCH BELL]
OH!

410
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,415
EIGHT O'CLOCK,
TIME TO GET
MARRIED.

411
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,376
HEAVENS!

412
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,575
NOT WITHOUT TOASTING
YOUR NUPTIALS.

413
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,833
YOU BET!

414
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,333
[CLINKS GLASS]
KUZCO, A TOAST
TO YOUR NEW BRIDE,

415
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:28,333
WHO HAS
EVERYTHING, EXCEPT
GOOD TASTE IN MEN.

416
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,003
[CRUNCH]
OW!

417
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000
DON'T
RIBBIT,

418
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,080
DRINK IT,
RIBBIT.

419
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,133
"RIBBIT."
RIGHT!

420
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,415
RIGHT?
LEFT.

421
00:15:36,416 --> 00:15:37,706
LEFT?
RIGHT.

422
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,958
RIGHT?
LEFT!

423
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,998
RIGHT...

424
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
OH, LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH.

425
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,750
[GULPING]

426
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,000
OK, NOW WE WED.

427
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,580
[ORGAN PLAYING]

428
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,423
DON'T YOU
FEEL...STRANGE?

429
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,126
YOU KNOW,
FROG IN YOUR
THROAT

430
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,075
OR...ANYWHERE
ELSE?

431
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,293
NEVER FELT
BETTER IN MY--
[RIBBIT]

432
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,963
[CROWD GASPS]

433
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,208
[RIBBIT]

434
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:10,245
DON'T WANNA "JUMP"
TO CONCLUSIONS BUT--

435
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,880
SHE'S A FROG.
HOO HOO!

436
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:14,325
[DISTANT COUGH]

437
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,713
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I GOT MORE.

438
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,208
OK, I BET SHE IS
"HOPPING" MAD.

439
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,288
MUST BE "LEAP" YEAR.

440
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,381
GUESS WHO "CROAKED"?

441
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:25,625
I HATE BEING "TOAD"
WHAT TO DO.

442
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,745
SORRY ABOUT
ALL THOSE.

443
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,170
I HAD A LOT
OF FROG JOKES
AND, HONESTLY,

444
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,996
WHEN DO YOU EVER
GET A CHANCE TO
USE A FROG JOKE?

445
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
OK, BACK TO
THE SHOW.

446
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,330
SHE'S
A FROG!

447
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,133
[LISPING]
STOP THE CEREMONY!

448
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,705
THE WEDDING IS OFF!

449
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:46,078
AND NOW WELCOME
EMPRESS YZMA!

450
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:56,875
NOW, KRONK,
BRING IN MY MA'!

451
00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:00,245
[WHEELCHAIR
SCREECHING]

452
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,880
WELCOME, MOTHER,
TO MY PALACE, HA.

453
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,955
SO, STILL THINK
I'M NOTHING BUT A
PRUNE-FACED WANNA BE?

454
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:10,378
[WHEEZING
AND COUGHING]

455
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:15,245
WHAT IS YOUR
FIRST COMMAND,
OH EMPRESS YZMA?

456
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,000
[RIBBIT]

457
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
[SIGHING]
EMPRESS YZMA.

458
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,580
SO, WHAT TO DO?

459
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,213
WHAT FIRST?
OH YES.

460
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,078
NOW THAT I AM EMPRESS,
I CAN DO THIS.

461
00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,583
GUARDS, DRAG IN KUZCO!

462
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:30,883
HEY, YOU'RE EMPRESS
FOR A DAY.

463
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,875
YOU GET TO
SIT ON MY THRONE,
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

464
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,875
HOW ABOUT EMPRESS FOR,
LETS SEE, A LIFETIME?

465
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,575
UH, THAT'S
NOT THE DEAL
WE SPOKE ABOUT.

466
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,003
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
TO THE SMALL PRINT.

467
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,380
IT WENT LIKE THIS.

468
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,705
"OFFER NOT VALID
AT NEAR, BEFORE,
OR AFTER MIDNIGHT,

469
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:47,828
OR ON DAYS
ENDING IN 'Y.' OTHER
RESTRICTIONS APPLY."

470
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,753
OK, YOU KNOW
ALL THIS.

471
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:53,170
YZMA IS EMPRESS
AND I'M SENT FOREVER TO
THE STINKIEST STINK DUNGEON.

472
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,456
THINGS LOOK BAD
FOR THE OLD KUZ-KUZ.

473
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,958
BOO-HOO FOR ME!

474
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,128
WAIT, LET'S
NOT PANIC.

475
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,995
WITH NO ME,
THERE'D BE NO
ME SHOW, RIGHT?

476
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,710
NO ME, NO SHOW.
BUT THERE'S
GOTTA BE A SHOW.

477
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:06,418
I MEAN, IF THERE'S
NO SHOW, THEN WHAT
ARE YOU WATCHING?

478
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,326
LET'S SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.

479
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,383
WOAH, WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
HEY.

480
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,995
AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO
BE A FROG?

481
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,460
IMPOSSIBLE!

482
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,288
THAT FROG POTION WAS
EXTRA-STRENGTH AND
SUPER-PERMANENT.

483
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,711
NOW WITH ADDED
FROGGY-NESS.

484
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,208
YEAH, BUT
ALSO BLAND...

485
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,168
'TILL I ADDED
THAT GRENADINE.

486
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,126
OH!

487
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:28,955
KRONK!

488
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,168
SHOULD'VE TRIED
LIME JUICE.

489
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,706
UGHH! FIRST
I'M HAULED THROUGH
THE MOUNTAINS,

490
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,208
"YOU'RE GONNA
MARRY AN EMPEROR!"

491
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:37,458
THEN I GET ENGAGED
TO A LOSER, TURNED
INTO A FROG,

492
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,998
THEN NOT A FROG!

493
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,380
I'M NOT HAPPY!

494
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:43,745
YOU! YOU'RE
OBVIOUSLY
IN CHARGE NOW.

495
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,380
FIX THIS,
YOU HEAR ME?

496
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,165
MAKE ME HAPPY!

497
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:53,881
THAT STINKIEST
DUNGEON STILL
GOT ROOM?

498
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,251
SHE'S NOT
A FROG ANYMORE.
TRADE'S OFF.

499
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,420
WHICH MEANS...
YOU'RE NOT EMPRESS.

500
00:19:00,416 --> 00:19:01,996
GET OFF THE THRONEY.

501
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,455
AHHHHH!

502
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,748
YEAH, WELL, SOMEBODY
ORDERED A GIANT PIE.

503
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,330
Yzma:
AAAAAAH!
[SPLAT]

504
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,333
[WHEELCHAIR
SCREECHING]

505
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:17,583
YZMA!

506
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,713
ARE YOU OK?

507
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,998
OH! MY PIE'S
HERE.

508
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,420
JUST GET ME
OUT OF HERE!

509
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,080
AW, THRONEY,

510
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,293
DID SHE HURT
YOU WITH HER RAZOR
SHARP THIGH BONES?

511
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,631
Joker: GOOD NEWS,
SIRE! [CHUCKLES]

512
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:33,455
WITH LALALA BACK TO
HUMAN, THE WEDDING
CAN CONTINUE.

513
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,166
WELL, UH--

514
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,996
WHAT IS
IT, SIRE?

515
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,170
Kuzco:
YES, NO, MAYBE.
DON'T KNOW.

516
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,126
CAN'T DECIDE.
MUST DECIDE.

517
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,455
YES, NO.

518
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:45,248
I DECIDE...
NO.

519
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,250
NO?

520
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,290
YES. NO.

521
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,081
HOW COULD
YOU POSSIBLY
TURN ME DOWN?

522
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,173
I'M THE
PERFECT WOMAN!

523
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,626
WELL, YOU MIGHT
BE PERFECT FOR
SOMEONE,

524
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,625
JUST NOT ME.

525
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:57,995
UM-- YOU'RE
MY PERFECT WOMAN.

526
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:02,575
[SOBBING]
I-- I AM?

527
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,633
HMM--

528
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,205
I HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN ATTRACTED
TO THE...

529
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,418
PLUMP AND
FUZZY TYPE.

530
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,246
THEN THERE WILL
BE A WEDDING!

531
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,960
YES!

532
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,000
WELL, THAT WAS ONLY
REMOTELY BELIEVABLE.

533
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,290
OH, WELL. DID YOU
HEAR THAT, THRONEY?

534
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:29,961
I'M ALL YOURS.

535
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,128
MY APOLOGIES,
SIRE.

536
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,745
ONCE AGAIN, YOU
ARE ON THE WAITING
LIST FOR EMPEROR.

537
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,130
BACK TO SCHOOL.

538
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,745
UH, I'LL BE BACK, THRONEY!

539
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,080
WAIT FOR ME?

540
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,710
I'M SORRY
ABOUT YESTERDAY.

541
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,878
I GUESS THE WORD
"EMPEROR" GOT ME CRAZY.

542
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,705
THERE ARE THINGS THAT
ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN POWER AND POSITION.

543
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,998
LIKE YOUR FRIENDS
AND THE PEOPLE WHO
CARE ABOUT YOU?

544
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,080
I WAS THINKING
FORTUNE AND FAME,

545
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,003
BUT OK, THOSE
COUNT TOO.

546
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,460
I'M PROUD OF YOU.

547
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,168
I KNOW YOU WANT
TO BE OUT OF SCHOOL
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

548
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,996
BUT I THINK YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.

549
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,880
SO, IS THE DATE DATE
ON AGAIN?

550
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,875
OOHHH, NO.

551
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,745
YOU CLEARLY
CANCELLED
THE DATE DATE.

552
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,630
"I'M NOT GOING,
TINY CONFLICT,
GETTING MARRIED."

553
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,875
I GET IT, I GET IT,
DON'T RUB IT IN.

554
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,125
NO DATE DATE.

555
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:18,325
BUT, WE CAN HAVE
A PICNIC PICNIC.

556
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,333
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

557
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,128
USE YOUR
NAPKIN!

558
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,375
DON'T EAT WITH
YOUR FINGERS.

559
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,995
NO DESSERT
UNTIL YOU EAT
WHAT I MADE.

560
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,420
DON'T INTERRUPT
WHEN I'M
TALKING!

561
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:46,875
[NEIGHING]

562
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,415
Lalala: WHERE ARE YOU
RUNNING OFF TO?

563
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,246
HOW DARE YOU TURN
YOUR BACK ON ME WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU?

564
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,960
YOU CALL THAT A TAIL?
WHY, IT'S ALL MESSY.

565
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,998
YOU HAVE TO BRUSH
THAT THING AT LEAST
A HUNDRED TIMES.

566
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,710
[FRUSTRATED] OOOH--
ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING TO ME?

567
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,958
Kuzco: WELCOME TO THE
REMOTE NORTHERN BORDER
OF THE KUZCO KINGDOM.

568
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,208
A.K.A, "HONEYMOON
O-RAMA-LAMA."

569
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,128
THERE'S A
MILLION THINGS
TO DO HERE, LIKE

570
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,125
FROLIC FOR
HOURS IN OUR
ROMANTIC WATERFALL,

571
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,285
OR CUDDLE WITH
YOUR CUTIE IN

572
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,001
THE GLOW OF OUR NIGHTLY
ROMANTIC FIREWORKS.

573
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,750
OR TRY OUT THE ROMANTIC
WATERFALL AGAIN.
[POURING RAIN]

574
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,580
MORE FIREWORKS!

575
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,003
WOW, THIS PLACE
IS AWFUL.

576
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,330
NO WONDER WE KEEP IT
WAY UP AT THE REMOTE
NORTHERN BORDER.